I have a proper bog!
The family seem nice but, the three very angry sounding animals I can hear growling in the garden are certainly not marmots. I guess this kind of security guarantees nobody breaks in, even if they can scale the 6 foot high walled garden that is topped with gargantuan shards of glass. I am just mildly concerned the security team are unfamiliar with their new house guest and could easily consume me before their owner has a chance to call them off. O well.
This concern aside, and the fact my new home is in the middle of what any Westerner would describe as a *ghetto, I think I should count myself lucky. My room is large, smells fresh, there is a mosquito net and I am yet to see a cockroach. Luxury.
P.s. Anybody know where I can buy a gun?
*That maybe a rather too flattering description of the surrounding area. My taxi driver told me not to get out of the car whilst he knocked on the gate but, reassured me there is no racism in this area with the line "It's not just white guys that get robbed here"!
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Gun Daim? I will have a think about it tonight whilst sitting on my gleaming white throne in my luxury en-suite in slummy Clapham.
ReplyDeleteRoo.
what are these animals, dogs, lions??!!
ReplyDelete'Slummy Clapham' have you moved to the Junction Roo?
ReplyDeleteI think the animals are a lion/dog cross but, am yet to pluck up the courage to go within 20 feet of them so cannot confirm this at present.